A Puzzlingly Pointless Story

OH, MAN! LET'S PUT IT TOGETHER ONE MORE TIME AND LAUGH ALL OVER AGAIN! Hey people, are you ready for a hi-larious story? OK, so this PhotoShop printmaker in Edgewater, Md., was listening to "The Logical Song" by Scooter — if you don't know who they are, don't worry, it's just German discotheque electronica garbage and you're not missing out on anything but a dull sense of throbbing — while it was snowing, and got the idea to, what else, make a print about snow. But, haha, get this, the inspiration came from the lyrics in the song, which are "the birds in the trees," but the artist thought it said, "the virgin trees," and made a print inspired by that! HAAHA HA HAH AHAHA! Isn't that absolutely hysterical? And now, best of all, you can have this humorous little antecdote all to yourself, in puzzle form, for only $20.
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