Window Shopper: Ride of Your Life

THIS IS YOUR STOP: You live sparingly; as such, your miniscule studio suits you just fine. But you must admit — it's so stationary. The view's always the same; your neighbors are always the same; the places you go to, because they're in walking distance, are all the same. Time to take this show on the road, with the ab-phattest bus ever for sale in Springfield. It was previously owned by touring skateboarders, so you know it's gonna be kickass, and you're right — take a look at what this baby comes stocked with: a sink; 2 chairs; an entertainment center; track lighting (suh-weeeeet!) and two futons. That's about what your place holds right now, except your place only holds one futon. You've seen the bus, you've marveled at the bus, and now there is only one thing in this world that you know to be an absolute truth: You must have this bus. Years from now, you'll look back and know that this day, the day you saw this bus, was the day your life, as you knew it, completely changed.
» "1966 bus conversion."

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