Don't Fight for Ol' D.C.

WASHINGTON IS A place known for cheap shots, mean-spirited dirty tricks and loyal combatants from each side leaping into the chaotic fray. But that's just politics. In sports, Washington is pretty civil. As evidenced by the Capitals, Nationals, Redskins and Wizards keeping themselves off of this list.
» "Memorable brawls." [Sports Illustrated]

» WE'D LIKE TO ADD ONE MORE TO THIS LIST: Don't head to the airport dressed as Corey Lidle this Halloween, either. [MSNBC]

» YOU'D THREATEN EVERYONE WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS, TOO: If you had to wear platform shoes to compensate for your diminutiveness. [U.S. News and World Report]

» IF BORNEO KNEW WHAT WAS GOOD FOR THEM: They'd elect Al Gore as president. [Seed Magazine]

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