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HOW FUNNY WILL the new "Borat" movie be? We'll use the first four minutes of the movie to determine a humor ratio, which we will then extrapolate to draw larger conclusions about the film's hilarity level. After analyzing our data, what we found funny was:
- That Kazakhstan is ginormously bigger than its neighbors on the map.
- The town kindergarten.
- The town mechanic/abortionist.
- The neighbor who can't afford a clock radio.
- Borat's 43-year-old mother.
- Borat's wife.
- The cow in his apartment that Borat chastises.
- The ping pong match.
- Sunbathing next to a muddy industrial stream.
- Disco dancing.
- When he leaves in a car driven by kids.

What we didn't find funny:
- "I like sex. It's nice."
- Borat calling Uzbeks "assholes."
- The "town rapist" that Borat calls "naughty, naughty" and advises "not too much raping — humans only."
- Borat gratuitously making out with his sister, whom he calls "the No. 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan" — she has a trophy to back the claim — before salaciously eyeing her and exclaiming, "niiiiiice!"

Based on this, we are predicting that the Borat movie will have a 69 percent humor rate. You can judge if that is funny enough for you.
» "Borat — the first four minutes of his movie." [YouTube]

» STRANGELY ENOUGH: None of these dogs appear to be enjoying their Halloween. [Made Me Laugh]

» AS BAD AS BORAT MAKES KAZAKHSTAN LOOK: At least it's not just a big hole in the ground. [Sreedhara.com]

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