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Take Me Out to the Jailyard

Photo by Getty Images.RANDY JOHNSON, Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter might be feeling a little down about being on the Yankees, who were humiliated out of the playoffs by the Tigers this weekend. Sure they stunk — and not even a bottle of Whiff will change that — but, hey, at least they're not the Randy Johnson, Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter on this team.
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