The Perfect Zoo

THIS WEEK MARKED the opening of the zoo's new "Asia Trail," or, as the public refers to it, "PANDAS! PANDAAAAAAAAS!" As for the other animals in the exhibit ... well ... they're cool and all; we'll be sure to briefly look their way as we hurry past to go find something more likely to make us go, "awwwwww!" Wouldn't the zoo be much, much better if it just got rid of all the boring animals and only kept the really cute ones? Here's some suggestions of what they could stock their pens with.
» "Cute animal pictures." [Squidoo]

» MORE THAN LUCK OF THE DRAW: Mark Foley's old priest says there might have been a sexual incident when Foley while the former congressman was a child, but the priest can't remember. Too bad he doesn't have the talent of this fellow. [YouTube]

» JACK SPLAT: We're guessing a photographic memory didn't come into play into Jackson Pollock's art, however. That's good news for bored hacks who can somewhat duplicate it in a few minutes at their computer. [JacksonPollock.org]

» PASS ME YOUR KEYS, MAN: I want to play "Pitfall." [Oh Gizmo]

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