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K-Fed's Sacrifice

Photo by Matthew Simmons/Getty Images.WE DON'T THINK Britney Spears and Kevin Federline broke up because of "irreconcilable difference." No, we think it was creative differences. After all, what can the man do, but be uncompromisingly true to his art? Maybe that's what caused her to freestyle this marriage.
"Kevin Federline" [Blender]

SPEAKING OF CREATIVE DIFFERENCES: This is the most heartfelt, emotional, tear-jerking — and, dare we say it, soul-wrenchingly moving — song about bank mergers we've ever seen. We half expected him to conclude by ripping up a picture of a Discover card. [YouTube]

THIS BIRD MAY LOVE US: But we think it's owner is likely one of the most annoying people on the planet. [YouTube]

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON. HOORAY! Stephen Colbert may object, of course, but we, for one, welcome our married-homosexual-embryo-cloning, flag-burning overlords. [YouTube]

Photo by Matthew Simmons/Getty Images.

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