IN CASE YOU weren't at the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and thus didn't have a chance to hear the best man, at left, speak, well ... you'd be joining the rest of us for these past 14 years. With no other evidence to go off of, we'll have to assume the toast went along the lines of his last public comments. Which might explain why they wouldn't let cameras into the ceremony.
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Photo courtesy of the Church of Scientology.