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People: George Michael, Forever Not Guilty

Photo by M.J. Kim/Getty Images.A SPECIAL EXEMPTION from the law should be granted to George Michael, allowing him to pass out in the driver seat in the middle of an intersection every now and then. Otherwise, a situation could be created where the media would have no legitimate reason to expose us to stock photos of him looking patently ridiculous. As such, his misbehavior is clearly in the public interest. We rest our case, your honor.
» "George Michael Pleads Not Guilty in DUI case" [AP via MSNBC]

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