Model Citizens

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"MAN-LOVERS, COSMO has released its list of the 50 Hottest Bachelors," reads the intro for this male-modeling montage. "And, lucky for you, most of them have an aversion to wearing shirts!" Also, lucky for you, most of them have an aversion to brains or talent! Geez, at least Zoolander didn't do bad Sublime covers.
"Cosmo's hottest bachelors" [AOL Video]

I'M JOHN MCCAIN: And let me tell you why I desssserve ... *head nods down* ... ... *head snaps up* why I deserve to be your ... youuuurrr ... *head nods down* ... ... *head snaps up* your, um ... your next presideennnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
"Sleepy Senator John McCain" [YouTube]

AND WHEN YOUR DOG TURNS 3, IT CAN BUY YOU BEER: Are you irked by the fact that our oppressive legal system does not allow your pet to drive a car? Well, somebody out there is.
"My Pet DMV"

THESE THINGS CAN RUN ON CORN, RIGHT? President Bush doesn't really care about global climate change or energy dependence or any of that other stuff he talked about in the State of the Union. He just can't wait any longer to take a ride in these things.
"Transportation futuristics: A presentation of the Harmer E. Davis Transportation Library" [UC-Berkeley]