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FAST FOOD usually doesn't fall in this department's usual domain, but sometimes something comes along that we just have to write about. Such is the case with the new Monster Biscuit from Hardee's ($2.49), which is so big that just looking at the picture made us fatter. Breakfastzilla has three-and-a-half strips of bacon, a sausage patty, four slices of shaved ham, an egg and two slices of cheese, all balanced precariously on a biscuit. What does it have to do with fashion? Well, eat enough of these and you can kiss designer duds goodbye: You'll be shopping solely at Muumuus R Us.

» A REAL FRESH PEPPER: The best way we can describe the new Black Pepper Eau de Toilette by Molton Brown ($45, available beginning Jan. 25) is that it smells like Old Spice, but doesn't suck. It's reminiscent of older scents, but has a hipper, more modern hit that keeps it ironically retro. It's spicy and light, but has a deep, musky undertone and a sniff of sweetness. And, while the fragrance is for men, it also works as a unisex scent for a woman looking for something unique.