People: Morning of Owen Wilson Watercooler Talk

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OWEN WILSON WATER COOLER TALK: Surely your cubemates are all a-twitter about this story. We're imagining something along the lines of this:
Cube Dude 1: "Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, man can you believe it?"
Cube Dude 2: "Nah, man. And that's so weird because my friends and I were just watching 'Wedding Crashers' for the 10th time this past weekend."
CD1: "Yeah man that's a great movie. I love it. So if he's making awesome movies like that why is he trying to off himself?"
CD2: "Man, I dunno. That's messed up. Maybe it had something to do with that chick from that movie about dating a guy in 10 days or something? Not that I watched that girly movie."
CD1: "Oh you mean 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days'? Yeah, not that I've seen it either, but I think it was Kate Hudson."
CD2: "Oh yeah. She's hot. Did they go out?"
CD1: "Yeah I think so, but they broke up."
CD2: "Think that's why he did it?"
CD1: "I dunno, man. That's nuts."
CD2: "Well I'm glad he's still alive. He's one funny mother."
CD1: "Yeah he is. Speaking of 'Wedding Crashers,' you want to come over and watch it tonight?"
CD2: "Yeah man, I'm totally down."
[ABC News; People]

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