People: Michael Jackson and Liz Taylor to Wed?

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FESS UP: Did we just make you spit out your coffee? Well, relax kiddos, Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor aren't marrying each other (Could you imagine?!) but there are rumors flying that both stars could be tying the knot fairly soon.

Aww, how romantic: Jacko apparently has his eyes on his nanny and is having his lawyers check to make sure her previous divorce was finalized. Michael and a nanny, eh? For some reason it doesn't sound as hot as the Jude Law nanny escapade does it?

Now talking about Liz, well folks are saying she could be moving on to hubby No. 9. Really? Not so fast, Taylor says. "Noooooooo!" she yelled when recently asked. "Now I'm gonna howl." Then she howled.

Hmmm ... maybe she and Jackson wouldn't be such a bad match after all?
[NYDN; Guardian; AP via Yahoo News]

» TART UPDATE: Let's see ... Britney is still a walking disaster, Lindsay will be staying in rehab (yay our LiLo vacay continues!) and mother-to-be Nicole enrolls in alcohol education. [IDLYITW; Star Magazine; People]

» SELF ESTEEM BOOST: Sure we're not millionaires, but at least we don't have photographers stalking us to take unflattering photos like these. Ouch. [ABC News]

» WEEKEND HOMEWORK: See "Into the Wild" this weekend. Thank us Monday.

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