People: FBI Has Had It With Copperfield's Magic

WANT TO GET THE FBI FIRED UP? Apparently it seems all one needs to do is make the Statue of Liberty disappear. Suits invaded David Copperfield's Las Vegas warehouse — a building he calls the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts — and removed a computer hard drive and $2 million. Hmmm ... Could it be tax evasion? Naughty pics on his computer? Or have the feds simply had enough of the magician's amazing feats and ability to attract hot women?

Only time will tell. But honestly, David's probably made all of the evidence of whatever they're looking for vanish. Duh. [AOL Video; The Superficial; IMDB]

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» WE HAVE A CRUSH ON CASEY AFFLECK: Why? Because he's awesome that's why. We've enjoyed his work for years, but it was even better to learn from our Q&A with him that he's just as down-to-earth as we had hoped. [Free Ride/Express]

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