Styles: Organ-ic Living

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YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO smoke/eat bacon/binge-drink again! The new I Heart Guts plushies — a ticker, kidney, lung and liver ($18 each, $68 for set, Iheartguts.com) — sport bright smiles and intelligent eyes. Do you really want to destroy your organ friends with foul habits?

The cute/dumb slogans, such as "I'm a liver, not a fighter" and "When urine love," make them even harder to resist, though perhaps not if you're low on the transplant list. As we're also fans of Giant Microbes, we plan to stage a dramatic reenactment of tuberculosis, or perhaps hepatitis, as soon as possible.